BOBO: Didn’t I mention I didn’t like water? Well, we went on a “long journey” and we were in the car so long I thought we’d end up at Grandma & Grandpa’s house. Instead we went to a house I’ve only been to once, except this time it was empty instead of full of people and kids. I didn’t mind – it was relaxing but didn’t have a fence so I had to hold my pee until someone took me out. Just like the old days.
Anyway, while we were there Mom & Dad made me get into what I thought might be a type of car but it was on water instead! I was afraid I’d fall off or that I’d get wet, but it ended up being pretty fun. I just hung out in the shade and felt the breeze. I got kind of wobbly a few times, but I liked looking over the edge.
The only bad part about the weekend was the storm. It was bad, and I was scared. I have no idea why my crazy parents like these things! They’re dangerous! I bet a tree could have fallen on the house, or it could have been struck by lightning!
COCOA: Just when I started liking the car…..we went for the longest ride ever! I was ok, but did NOT enjoy it. We ended up someplace strange and I didn’t know if was our new house or not. I was also really confused b/c I couldn’t find the little door to go outside and use the bathroom, so when I had to go I just went where I was. What? What was I supposed to do? Hold it?
I liked the rug and the hard, cold floors and the porch so I could watch everything. I also liked the ride we took in the car they called a “boat”! I liked this a lot better than the other car because it was open and I could feel the wind and it was on water so I could have escaped if I wanted. I thought about jumping off into the water but changed my mind b/c Bobo refused to go with me. Mom & Dad jumped off and it looked like fun.
We finally got back in the car and stayed in it for a long time again. When I got back out, we were home. Boy, was I glad to see my little door again!